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Professional Pond Builders & Trusted Pond Equipment Suppliers in the UK

 

Pond Pimps is a UK-based pond, water feature, and landscaping specialist, providing professional pond design, build, renovation, and maintenance services, alongside a trusted online pond equipment store supplying customers across the UK and EU.

We specialise in ponds that are built correctly and systems that work long term. From bespoke garden ponds and koi filtration systems to natural swim ponds and professional-grade equipment, everything we do is based on practical, hands-on experience.

Built on Real-World Experience (Not Theory)

Pond Pimps was established to address a recurring issue in the pond industry:
poor design, undersized filtration, and equipment sold without understanding the system it supports.

We are not just installers, and we are not just an online retailer.
We both, we build ponds and supply pond equipment.

This means:

• The products in our store are equipment we install ourselves

• Systems are designed around water volume, fish load, and usage

• Advice is based on performance, not commission

This approach reduces breakdowns, improves water clarity, and protects fish health.

Our Professional Pond Services

We deliver end-to-end pond and water feature services for homeowners, landscapers, and commercial clients, including:

• Pond Design & Build – Bespoke ponds designed from the ground up

• Koi Ponds & Filtration Systems – Correctly sized, fish-safe filtration

• Water Features & Fountains – Decorative and recirculating systems

• Pond Renovations & Repairs – Leak detection, liner replacement, upgrades

• Maintenance & Call-Outs – Seasonal servicing and fault finding

• Swim Ponds – Natural swimming ponds with biological filtration

All work is carried out using professional installation standards and proven equipment.

Trusted Pond Equipment – Supplied with Confidence

Our online store supplies professional-grade pond equipment to DIY customers, landscapers, and trade clients.

We stock trusted brands including:
Oase, Evolution Aqua, Aquascape, AquaForte, Pontec, Air-Aqua, Filtreau, and other proven manufacturers.

Every product is selected for:

• Reliability and efficiency

• Compatibility with UK pond conditions

• Manufacturer warranty support

We do not sell poorly matched or undersized equipment.

Buy With Confidence

We understand that trust is critical when investing in pond systems or booking specialist services. Pond Pimps operates with clear customer protections and professional standards.

Customer assurances include:

• UK-based business and support

• Secure online payments

• Manufacturer warranties on equipment

• Clear returns and shipping policies

• Fully insured installation work

• Transparent quotations and scopes of work

• VAT-compliant invoicing (where applicable)

These safeguards are in place to protect both your investment and long-term system performance.

How We Work

Every project and recommendation follows the same principles:

• Correct assessment before specification

• No shortcuts or guesswork

• Honest advice, even if it reduces the sale value

• Long-term performance over short-term savings

Our aim is simple: ponds that work properly and equipment that lasts.

Serving the UK & EU

Pond Pimps provides professional pond services across London and surrounding areas, with pond equipment supplied nationwide and to selected EU destinations.

Whether you are planning a new pond, upgrading an existing system, or sourcing reliable pond equipment, you are dealing with specialists who understand the full system — not just individual components.

Call to Action 

Not sure what your pond needs?
We are happy to advise before you buy or book.

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